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1. 

   Bobby
   Member

   DUDE! Was dat YOU parked on da curb wit dat shield?

   Posted 16 years ago #
2. 

   CreamyPretzel
   Member

   That was no shield......that was a trash can lid.

   Posted 16 years ago #
3. 

   funkymom
   Member

   you two- stop the banter and get back to work, creating fun game parodies to entertain the rest of us!

   Posted 16 years ago #
4. 

   Bobby
   Member

   "Another One Rides The Bus!"

   This is the most realistic bus-riding simulation yet! You can almost smell the diesel exhaust as you step from the curb into an unknown world. You never know what to expect!

   Grab the support rail with one hand while attempting to count exact change with the other. Feel the nausea creep into every fiber of your being as the bus driver, busily devouring an onion and mustard sandwich, accelerates to warp speed! Hear the passengers screaming as the bus weaves in and out of traffic at 93 miles per hour! Gasp in amazement as fellow commuters try to avoid the unpredictable behemoth!

   Slowly exale as the first stop approaches, glancing around for a sympathetic equally-terrified passenger. You'll find yourself choking back fear at the old woman with the knitting needles .. did she really sharpen those things?! The bookish fellow with the darting eyes .. why is he so nervous? LOOK! Two rows back! Is that really a Klingon?!

   You'll never know without playing, so download today's Giveaway and soon you'll be singing along with Weird Al

   "Another one rides the bus-ah.
   Another one rides the bus-ah.
   And another comes on,
   And another comes on.
   Another one rides the bus-ah.
   Hey!
   He's gonna sit by you.
   Another one rides the bus!"

   Posted 16 years ago #
5. 

   robm
   Member

   You had me hooked at the title, lmao. Another brilliant parody, thanks for sharing the genius of your comedic with with us. Please post again when you so feel inclined.

   Cheers

   Posted 16 years ago #
6. 

   robm
   Member

   Sorry, should read "thanks for sharing the genius of your comedic wit with us."

   Posted 16 years ago #
7. 

   funkymom
   Member

   yeah! and bobby runs away with the torch.

   thanks.
   :D

   Posted 16 years ago #
8. 

   wizzard_of_ozz2004
   Games Master

   haha here's a picture titled grand theft otter

   http://www.flickr.com/photos/deadeyebart/229723394/

   Posted 15 years ago #
9. 

   Bobby
   Member

   Beer Hunter XXI:

   Keep your eyes open for T-Men, G-Men and rival bootleggers as you sneak into the Missouri woodlands and whip up a batch of home brew. Thrill to majestic vistas as you hike across rocky bluffs and ford mighty rivers. Pack light, stay alert, and avoid capture during this incredible deep-woods journey.

   Power Ups:

   *Beer Bomb: Collect beer bombs along the trail; each will incapacitate your enemies for 30 seconds.

   *Banjo Bomb: Destroy banjos along the trail to earn ingredients for your brewery.

   *Rocking Chair: Collect rocking chairs for bonuses and firewood. Gray rockers are worth 2 ounces of hickory kindling; red rockers are worth a Sammy Hagar 'I Can't Drive 55' CD guaranteed to ward off government agents.

   Obstacles:

   *Poison Ivy: Generally a hazard that will set your journey back for three days; but can be put to use if confronted by rivals or Feds.

   *Ticks: Your swearing alerts the Feds. Lose one life.

   *Hillbillies: First capture by one of your business rivals, lose all your supplies; second capture and you are forced into shotgun marriage to Screamin' Jehosepha, the rival clan's old maid. End of game.

   *Feds: You may think of brewing as a service to the community, but it is not sanctioned by the government. (See Statute 1279.3a Rev 9: Any activity promoting leisure, entertainment, or social interaction shall be taxed at the rate of 97.2347% of your net worth). Lose your supplies, your inventory and your life; restart game.

   Cheats

   Press F2 and enter:

   *bhbeatfeet at the first sight of a Fed and earn a Jeep, for rapid escape (will not work against hillbilly obstacles).

   *bhbeerzilla to earn a giant beer bomb.

   *bhharrypotter to gain 15 seconds of invisibility.

   *bhzeusbebad at the first sign of feds to call in a lightning strike on their position. Accessible only after beating Boss Zimbalist with perfect score.

   *bheatdirt to get 2 second burst of turbo speed from your Jeep.

   *bhjanefonda before picking up a blue rocker and get a ShowMe map of your rivals' positions.

   No, this edition will not be easy. It will be worth it! Attain a perfect score on all levels and earn sofa seating at Oprah's 'My Favorite Things' giveaway. Use her limo for covert transportation of your inventory (the Feds would never dare stop her).

   Watch for the upcoming release of 'Host Recon' where you square off against such well known daytime television hosts as Alex Trebeck, Chuck Woolery and Whoopi Goldberg!

   Posted 15 years ago #
10. 

    Whiterabbit-uk
    Games Guru

    Great one Bobby, :)

    Posted 15 years ago #

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